Wrong! The red one is for daytime and the blue one is for nighttime!

AI doesn’t understand sarcasm COMEDY IS SAFE

Kamala Harris Kamala posting this like she didn’t build her entire career off of jailing people for this very thing LOL

Isn’t it crazy how men lie and think that we won’t find out?? 🤪

Feeling manic!!! And sexy!!! !!!!!!!!

Ladies, is it lesbian to listen to Tegan and Sara? (not derogatory)
(The answer is yes)

Can’t wait for Hudson Mohawke this weekend eeeeek

There is a glitch in the matrix today people are acting FUCKY

Brian Simpson’s special is sooooo funny holy god

RIP Oj Simpson you will loooove hell

no story will go unreplied to tonight

It’s officially baseball season which means my bf’s phone lockscreen is now Mariners related and not a pic of me :(

I love it when a “do your research” ass bitch shares Shaun King content like if you want to virtue signal and get away with it, don’t use content from the outed KING of virtue signaling lmao

Got my bidet all set up

Doing this fun bit where I say “gang gang” at passing cars who also have a headlight out

Him putting the c*m towel between my legs: “your diaper, Master Wayne”

I deserve a treat (buys the Live Laugh Love Limp Bizkit shirt)

He call me “Sharty” I’m his stinky link