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Taking one of the most recognizable brand names in the world and changing it to X is unfathomably dumb. Sounds like a porn site and the logo looks like the emblem to a bad Call of Duty gamebattles team from 2008

I’ve gotten a lot of new followers lately, so it’s a good day to urgently remind everyone that ALL clothing is handmade. It doesn’t matter if it’s a $2 t-shirt or $20,000 couture, someone had to make it. We don’t have automatic clothes-sewing machines.

I am begging and pleading for everyone to understand that using a sewing machine doesn’t mean the garment is being made automatically and a human is sitting there chilling and smoking a cigarette instead of doing the work of sewing.

apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

PMD Beginner Dungeons: we gotta explore Windy Meadows to find shuckle's missing berries!

PMD Dungeons roughly 2/3's into the games plot:

if you actually watch the tiktoks about girl dinner, it’s not about eating less food. it’s about your food not looking like a traditional meal because it’s something that you scrounged up so you wouldn’t have to cook. ppl are being insane.

this is actually kinda sad, jokes aside. married for 5 years, dating for 11 and just had a baby together and now you lost your husband AND his infidelity with one of the biggest pop stars in the world is all over the headlines. ponytail and spongebob going to hell i fear :/

Wait, like...Yasuke? He was a real guy with a super interesting life story. This isn't something Ubisoft made up to be woke or whatever. Dude was literally there in the temple when Oda Nobunaga was assassinated.

Really cool clip, but the stupid AI essay claims this 1933 cartoon contains a reference to The Blues Brothers (1980)

Imagine with your whole chest telling the world you're bad at sex like this. 😒

y’all gotta understand that y’all’s roommates are not your siblings…

This is pretty much what happened to my dad, the man spent 55-60 years working day and night hardest worker you ever would meet. 12-hour days owned multiple businesses over his life. We both did hard back-breaking work breathing chemicals we shouldn't, lifting things that had to…

I'm being very serious when I say this clip right here is the most distilled example of exactly why Overwatch falls behind other shooters in popularity

Landing all your shots and abilities and it's not enough to out-stat someone holding left click who is literally not hittable

she's the mother of a kid who got murdered why would she calm down the situation

Colleen Ballinger reportedly insisted on her Netflix series, ‘Haters Back Off!’ having limited background actors of color on set because it would be “distracting” for a show set in Washington.

🔗: apologizetome.com/p/on-cancel-cu…

remember when jenna marbles released a 47 minute long, incredibly sincere apology video for unknowingly buying the wrong type of tank for her fish and then rehomed them because she felt she wasn’t knowledgeable enough to take good care of them? just came to mind for some reason…

i don’t think people are grasping just how insane this is

1. this is an official communication from the office of a sitting US senator

2. it just barely falls under the legal definition of protected speech