Hey United Airlines it’s 1 am and we can’t get off 2284 at DCA. Wake somebody up will ya?

In every sense of the word, what we're witnessing with this person playing this sport is nothing short of astounding.

What makes hitters give up on Corbin Burnes's Back Door Cutter? 🤔

Here it is with his Sinker (a ball).

Nice work americanair. Bought tic online, used credit and u charged me MORE than if I didn't use credit and u won't refund me the difference. We're done here.

Hey Amazon -- what's with this biz of me ordering and paying things for delivery today then getting emails saying they're coming tomorrow?

Punchlines write themselves.
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checkmate fauci

Say. Her. Name.

American woman's bar crawl spreads coronavirus in southern Germany. nbcnews.to/3hzeN0f

I'll see your Covid, White House bullshit, wild fires and other preventable catastrophes and raise you one multi-bazillion dollar lie.
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Warhol was a thug.

Fact-checking's the equivalent of pissing into Hurricane Laura.

Don’t need to take sides to see this is funny

Watch for the special performance by Sirhan Sirhan!

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Guess I should stop complaining my back still hurts from a gravel road u-turn tip-over.

Chain him to a tree in Charlottesville and let the problem solve itself.

Says the old fashioned guy who called for The Fridge to score TD in Super Bowl XX instead of Walter Payton.

With images like this, there wasn't a kid in the world who didn't want a minibike. Then they went away. Blame your parents.

Wishing you well today, Ghislaine. Oh and the warden's ready for his massage.