$100 - Rental Apply Fee
$120 - Pest Control Fee
$50 - Contact Landlord Fee
$20 - Rent Portal Fee
$50 - Utility Fee
$50 - Mystery Fee b/c your landlord said so 🙄

ENOUGH of the junk fees for renters. Today I introed a bill to fight against these egregious landlord practices🧵

me when i realize it's gonna be 94 degrees today

An insult to Dwight Schrute 😤😤😤

Two things can be true.
1)You did your best.
2)Your best caused harm.
It’s a hard truth.
1) You are a product of your time
2) That product caused harm

I wasn't thrilled when Joe Biden won the Democratic nomination in 2020 but I wanted someone who could beat Trump and he did. Now I will vote for him because he has done an outstanding job. He is truly a President for all. His programs have benefitted red and blue states.

When I mention I study asexuality, queer folks often tell me they’re on the ace spectrum—and that they usually don’t mention it / just let others assume they’re gay.

If you’re in queer spaces, you’re probably interacting with ace spectrum folks. You might just not know it.

He’s just such a fucking dipshit

INBOX: tentative agreement for UPS workers

I think I deviated a bit from my whole 'inspired by TotK' idea, but hey - Forest Temple draft 🌳🌲

I don't know who made this but it's perfect

I ain't typing 'X' into the URL bar my wife is right behind me

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

that'll fix it

Elder millennials love 9/11 jokes because we were so inundated with Never Forget jingoistic over the top self-parodying bullshit that eventually we had to start laughing in self-defense

💀

pet the cat

Try that in a small town, just make sure you do it on a cold day

Double woo-hoo! 12,530 people in Massachusetts who’ve been paying student loans for 20+ years will have their student debt automatically cancelled by the Biden-Harris Admin. That's nearly $600 million in savings for folks who have worked hard for this long-overdue relief.

such charisma