me, presenting the new threads strategy

So much work to do, so little time because there's this submarine...

Today JON told me my breakfast looked like a Barbie tea party, and I’ve never felt so complimented by a dis. 🩷💝💖

CONGRATULATE kids going to JCs and trade schools with the same enthusiasm (or more! no debt! smarter choice!) as Ivy League schools.

Apparently, it’s been a rough day in customer service land.

Ironic that people who manage social media for work rarely have time (or desire) to be on social media.

Life rules: don’t cut off mom in the half pipe.

My aunt started listening to Depeche Mode for the first time (!) after I mentioned them. I’ve now suggested Radiohead. Have I gone too far?

I have this sweet friend who always mistakenly uses that happy teary eyed emoji to express sadness ...this time it was used in response to the news of someone in a car crash. 🥹🥹🥹

My mom asked me for two of my rubber bands for my braces. I made the mistake of asking her why…

❤️Time for a loving rant. PLEASE read...

I care deeply about those around me. I appreciate them and what they bring to the world. I want to see them and their families succeed, sometimes even greater than my own success.

And now for a nice and smooth transition into why I'm…

What's the secret to finding incredible playlists on Spotify?

Being a Bitcoiner is like being Noah. You're acting slightly crazy, got this big ass boat, frantically preaching to everyone what's about to happen, and it's juuuust starting to rain. #btc

It will never not shock me when actors give bad Oscar acceptance speeches. Isn’t this their Super Bowl?

My timeline is a steady mix of the end of banking, and the end of Tom & Arianna.

Shopping at Trader Joe’s takes a real toll on your mental health. All that small talk with the cashiers and the passive aggressive “thanks for your help bagging” (but if you didn’t you’re an a-hole) gives real mega church small group vibes.

What would happen if I tell everyone at ETH Denver to buy Bitcoin? 🫢

Today at the biker bar, the cashier gave me number 16 for my order and said, “that’s the age I lost my virginity! Wasn’t very good, though.” True story.