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Dr Kazoo

@kgopinion

Wanderer in the universe - trying to find a government for the people ~
Be kind

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calendar_today02-09-2017 15:04:45

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Thought I'd check the patient portal to see if the MRI results are in

They're not, but I inadvertently stumbled upon the abnormal EKG results that the cardiologist didn't feel the need to tell me about

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Good thing the MRI scheduler asked if I would need anti-anxiety meds for claustrophobia

So I had the doctor order it on the record for the procedure

Sadly, as they wheeled me in, the MRI staff said they never administer those meds so I'd have to give up on that idea

So no 😒

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Great news! Nobody needs urgent advanced emergency critical care around here anymore wwmt.com/news/local/bro…

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I've been bitching about the Craigslist Free list lately, but yesterday ~one haul

Working modern cash register w/key
3 high end MCM chairs
2 upscale floor lamps
2'thick large slab of slate
Microwave
Really cool metal store display items
Filing cabinets
Bag of rock salt
& more
:)

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I have officially accused myself of authoring the most insane listing on eBay

I'm 80% ashamed, 20% impressed

Its accurate, but a probably a bit unnecessarily flowery

Lookout if it sells

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