Marriage is WORK but I wouldn’t trade my hubbie Chud for the WORLD he is a NIGHTMARE but he’s MY nightmare thank you GOD for this PIECE OF SHIT LIFE 💕✝️

This is how early it was possible to get the truth btw, told by articulate match-going football fans just like people you know. Not a tanked up mob, not murderers. Challenge it wherever you find it, for everyone who has been lied about since that day.

You are a violent thug who bullies his employees

'I'd like to bring out a special guest. Please welcome Pitbull!'

Find someone who loves you as much as a TNT Sports commentator loves saying 'Wanda Metropolitano'

Old man literally shouts at cloud

put the new vampire weekend on and all the mice in my apartment came out wearing little tuxedos and gowns and started ballroom dancing, just as i had anticipated

At school we had a band with no drummer, but our guitarist knew someone on his estate who might be our man. Went to jam in his garage & it was a bloke in his 70s called Mr Hands & when we tried to do Smells Like Teen Spirit, he came in with a shuffling jazz beat #KurtCobain

Real twee heads know, you feel me Zach Braff?

Literal tears

Brilliant game for the neutral this. Jesus will be gutted he's missing it stuck in that cave #new

TikTok is sometimes such a gift

'AKA Ejaculation'

Nine Inch Nails' cover of Hurt

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