Fuck skynet, Apple is gonna kill us all

mathematicians just make things up like ‘oh yeah i can work out the hypotenuse of this triangle’. well cool, i can work out the shmerbleglarp of this rhombus but that equally doesn’t mean shit

Another outstanding conservative policy 🇬🇧

When the moon hits your knees
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore

throwback to the absolute badoinkadonks on this bear

me: the earth isn’t flat

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

me: the earth isn’t flat

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

[bene gesserit voice] as stated in my last email