Nikipika Chai Saai,Sitakuwa Nimekosea Mtu.Baridi Ndio Adui .

Stay offline for a whole week and notice how no one cares about you.

Uzuri watu lightskin hawananga akili...

Singles mnasurvive aje na hii weather

Kuna kanisa ya Thursday kweli ? Majirani ni makofi tu

Twitter couples hudhani our lives revolve around them.Bunch of retards

Re-post with your amazing x user name and follow me for a swift follow back🔙

Uzuri ya haka Kagari,sio lazima upeleke carwash,unaweza oshea kwa sink.

Those people who send money and call to confirm if received may you never lack

Bro vile lecturer alikushika na Simu exam room mlimalizana aje
Me :

Bro vile lecturer alikushika na Simu exam room mlimalizana aje
Me :

Mentally mko aje ?

Ukifika point lazima you smokin' ndio ukule ww kwisha 😂

Ukifika point lazima you smokin' ndio ukule ww kwisha 😂

Kuishii kwa nyumba ya mabati ni raha sai nachungulia kwa kashimo chenye jirani anafanya Na Bibi yake😂😂

Me as a teacher, 'kama mnaona sifunzi poa na hamnielewi mnaeza nishow nijikate'

Just because truth is painful does not disqualify lie from being vice

Shida ya kuvaa Clarks ,, watu hudhani wewe ni mwizi ama pedi 😂

'Ati alisema kwa iyo simu yake ya touch kuna pahali alifinya alafu akapewa gari'?

Replacing love and drugs is one of the best decision.