How to Get Someone With ADHD to Do Something

funniest fake epstein document so far

grok has fallen

I cannot wait till your wife gets sick of wiping your ass and stages a tragic CPAP incident

i am NOT looking for nearly 260k friends. i’m just hanging out

white people love to say 'doo-dee-doo-dee-doo' when they are performing a task in front of you and feel overcome by an implacable sense of insecurity over the amount of time the task in question is taking to complete

We gotta take away her internet man

white people love to be named 'ginger gooch'

Nice sentiment but I didn’t want to make it all about me so I sent an anonymous email saying “You were right to be afraid”

Lol

@AmirMecklenburg Age is just a number 😘

genuinely didn't realize th 'keep calm' meme could get more annoying than it already was 10 years ago

AI is getting scary good

The blast killing hundreds at a hospital in Gaza is deeply wrong. I grieve for each person lost. There’s no excuse for the deaths of people seeking care and those who treated them. International law is clear: Innocent civilians must be protected & have access to humanitarian aid.

That’s not true, your dad fought a war with the Vietnamese and one with a tumor, and God didn’t let him win either of them.