Went to (gatecrashed) Nigel Farage's 60th birthday party last night for Londoner's Diary. His half melted ice sculpture will stay with me for many, many years. A lot happened:

#Autechre folks out there. Opinions needed. For some reason I’ve just never clicked with them. I hear tracks come up in playlists and that are so up my street. I’m going for a run in a bit and gonna stick on Tri Repetae for that, but any other key albums to noob myself in with?

imma try and get 'LUNCHBREAK' w DOOM on streaming. see what happens!

Real tired of this shit.

How can Gusto only get a yellow for that challenge on Willian and then Wilson get booked for that challenge on Enzo?

Has anyone got the stat for how many times Andreas Pereira has hit the woodwork from a free kick for Fulham? #ffc

Really enjoyable evening at the cottage. TC’s celebration, gassed for Raul, Iwobi continuing good form, really liked the Bassey/Tosin pairing. I know Forest are really poor at the minute, but that’s really encouraging on the back of the Liverpool and Wolves games. #ffc #coyw

Finally!!!

YES

Easily the most insane I’ve gone whilst watching a match at home. Everything got jumped on. Sofas, beds, tables. Nothing was safe.

MY MAN JOE 🤍

#fulhamfc

Hi Everyone, my name is JAMIE TURNER and I am in no way affiliated to JAMES THOMAS of JT Landscaping.
My company is called JT Landscape services LTD and we are based in Northampton. I am receiving a lot of threats wrongly. Please share so this is directed at the right person.

Israelis are going ballistic over this photo of Israeli elderly woman being freed by Hamas shaking his hand

You’ll have my support!

Dug this one out today after the Dominos crap on Monday. Got Sean Davis to sign it at one of the family fun days during pre-season 2001 and he said something like “he’s a good player” when he saw the back. Hardly gets worn as I don’t want it to fade completely. #ffc #coyw #utf

thats my jam

We’re not Al-Hilal… We’re not Barcelona… We are Fulham… FFC… Al Fayed’s the owner… 🎶 🖕🏻

I think deadline day was all just a bad dream. COYW!!!

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How good does this look, Fulham fam? 😏