Twitter is finally targeting me with some relevant ads

can't think of two NBA teams that have less to do with each other than Cleveland and Orlando

“cars are awesome” - horses

Tampa Bay Rays are wearing their Monster energy drink unis tonight

Goodbye horses

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is one of the best players in the NBA yet he's probably still more famous for singing badly

this is the thing that makes the beef

haters would love to see me embroiled in an imbroglio or perhaps a kerfuffle.. wont catch me on that shit

the right wing chads are giving the right wing nerds wedgies

the lab-grown meat ban is funny as jocks trolling nerds (nerds love labs)

Just overheard a 20-something brunette say “Apple Maps is so clutch”

what if I downloaded 'draftkings horse'

the more i think about it, this is the best album cover

Hope that helps

had a dream that pitchfork review scores had an additional digit

AI seems useful for making a version of any song being sung by Chet Holmgren and Shai

fucked up if true

hating the band Nickelback was a load bearing pillar of the early '10s epic bacon personality type

brutal

landlord's awkward teenage son is learning how to do small talk...just bantered with him about the weather but it lasted a couple beats too long