another day, another disappointment from a man.

Satisfying photos for perfectionists - thread 🧵

1. Crescent Moon bridge by Yier Wang

it’s all fun and games until the side of twitter without a sense of humor sees ur post 😂

garden hose 💧 i eat like an autistic 5 year old so i can’t help here

happy AFI burials day

important: the 2018 album “when the end began” by silent planet

that is all

Y’all gotta be joking wit me rn

mom found out i sucked balls now i have to drink out of one cup with my name on it

OBGYN: are you on birth control?

Me: no

Her: are you trying to get pregnant?

Me: no

Her: *stares at me* but you’re not on birth control?

Me: *stares right back* think harder

i can’t do this today.

who has ig

fetty how familiar are you with the muppets

i’m always thinking about joe jonas

I love girls who are supportive and uplifting and never competing or tearing you down.

How is this lying, stealing, cheating, coveting, adulterous, raping, greedy, glutenous, hateful, vengeful, traitorous Satan Spawn POS even on the ballot!

#SouthCarolinaPrimary

Me at one of our shows saying “see you in the pit” after a conversation with a fan knowing damn well I’m going backstage and drinking coconut water and not going in the pit