I want to be very clear that any time you read something with my name that makes you go 'wait what' and it's happening in Seattle, you're dealing with bizarro Sara Nelson

@rustyshelf The Elon Musk formula is to announce 5 new things every year to distract from the 5 old things they failed to ship last year

When you hit 88mph in the Cybertruck you travel back to apartheid South Africa

Dua Lipa stuns as congressional gerrymander

Here in Seattle we've got 'rolling library closures' and 23% raises for cops + unlimited overtime. This cop sleeping on duty made $390K in 2022

Scientists at the University of Maryland have developed an 'invisibility cloak' for AI using adversarial patterns on a sweater, making the wearer nearly undetectable to standard object detection methods.

the fact that trump might lose housing if he doesn't come up with half a billion dollars by the end of the month is how it feels to live in the bay area

amazon shared your ring video feed with cops for years; even did it proactively and for free for a while to get cops hooked on invasive surveillance data.

Watching the X-Men cartoon again. Graydon Creed, the shrill, screaming bigot seemed so over the top and ridiculous back then, but today he'd be running the Mutants of TikTok social media account and would be cranking out a dozen YouTube videos a day about the Woke menace.

google pay 🥴

This mf done for

lady was raw dogging incoming calls, cmon now

it could never happen to me, because I simply never answer the phone

Seattle Police just had their budget increase by millions (total just under $400 mil) by not showing up to shootings right down the street. Pretending long response times were due to staffing shortages. The officer here already made $300k and still chose to not do his job.