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Kristen Bartlett

@kristencheeks

TV writer looking for the best sunscreen (How to Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Saturday Night Live)

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Classic talk show photoshop rule, if you're going to combine two people to make fun of them make sure the result doesn't look almost exactly like you.

Classic talk show photoshop rule, if you're going to combine two people to make fun of them make sure the result doesn't look almost exactly like you.
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I say this with only love and kindness in my heart. I look forward to everyone getting fat and pasty again post strike.

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Crazy to go from never thinking about the Jonas Brothers, not even a little, to knowing with absolutely confidence that they’re assholes.

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Teenage me would’ve put it all on the line for any one of these men who grew up to look like the Impractical Jokers.

(*NPractical Jokers)

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Late night writing can be a slog, but I know Lauren Boebert Beetlejuice Handjob would’ve sustained me for months.

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