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Squirrel Master

@kristiecsu

Chef, jeweler, progenitor of boys & cats. Viking giantess genes. Low tolerance for alcohol & conservatives. High tolerance for ambien & antics. Fight me?

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calendar_today14-12-2015 07:05:51

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MAGA is engaging in some frantic self-soothing behaviors (screaming “election interference, insisting all POC have switched to Trump, claiming secret service won’t let Merchan put him in jail, etc), but secretly they’re PANICKING cuz he can’t PR/bully/buy his way out this time.

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This genius thinks that “freedom of speech” means “the right to hear whatever you want to hear.” He says *Trump’s* gag order is violating OUR freedom of speech. 😂😂😂

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Let the record state that Trump has never attended his children’s graduations. Court isn’t in session on the date of Barron’s graduation, but Trump is lying to get people riled up. Also, Trump was banging Stormy when Barron was about to be born, so this is extra poignant.

Let the record state that Trump has never attended his children’s graduations. Court isn’t in session on the date of Barron’s graduation, but Trump is lying to get people riled up. Also, Trump was banging Stormy when Barron was about to be born, so this is extra poignant.
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Did you guys see that Trump’s visit to the Chick-Fil-A to visit with black folks ended up being a hoax?!! The black woman who embraced him is an employee of MAGA 😂😂 WOW.

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Creeps who want to perv on women in bathrooms and locker rooms don’t decide to be trans in order to do so—they tend to just waltz in as fully, obviously cis men and creep to their heart’s content.

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This is how dumb we’ve gotten in the US. People are outrage farming that WI is giving voter IDs for free, even if you don’t have documentation. BUT they leave out the part where you have to fill out a form so they can look up your birth certificate before issuing said ID. Eejits.

This is how dumb we’ve gotten in the US. People are outrage farming that WI is giving voter IDs for free, even if you don’t have documentation. BUT they leave out the part where you have to fill out a form so they can look up your birth certificate before issuing said ID. Eejits.
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Mark my words: if (hopefully WHEN) Trump loses again, they’re going to claim it’s fraud. Bookmark this ad to remind them that they knew ALL ALONG how many conservatives hated him—to the point where they’re running ads BEGGING those people to hold their nose and do it anyway. SAD.

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Why aren’t we all pointing out that A) Ashley’s was almost certainly edited, but B) even if she HAD written it, it would be a MASSIVE, DISGUSTING violation of a victim’s rights & dignity to publicize a victim’s private account of her own sexual assault without her consent!

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This is objectively hilarious. How is this not a violation, but a light switch is? Some epic mental gymnastics here.

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I’ve long wondered if Trump might be related to one of the bad guys in the end of the Bible. I mean, I’m not a Bible literalist, but marked foreheads (MAGA caps) & golden idols is eerily apt. Now we’re seeing that he’s driving down church attendance, too? bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

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This article will make your blood boil. Young girls, some only 14, were recruited with promises of modeling contracts. They were required to parade their bodies, dance and party with older, powerful men, among them, Donald Trump. Few consequences. theguardian.com/us-news/2020/m…

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has taken “flood the zone with verbal sewage so nobody knows what’s true anymore” so literally and so fervently that they’re literally having to recycle the same sewage for the third or fourth time at this point. Chorus: “IMMIGRANTS, SHOWERS, TRANS, DEMONIC, HATE, REEE!”

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I refuse to believe this woman is being serious. She claims that secret service “walked up behind (Ashli Babbitt) and just shot her,” and insists she saw the video of this happening. Can anyone explain what she’s talking about?

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TizzyEnt Justice Horn As a father who raised 3 girls, I absolutely applaud this. I hated taking my like girls into the men’s rooms. It’s awkward for them, for me and for the other men in the bathroom. Plus my 4 year old doesn’t need to see men peeing into urinals. This is the perfect solution.

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Is anyone surprised that Kyle's far-right political handlers ensured this particular detail didn't make it into his book? (See photo)

Regarding his online high school diploma, we had to force him to complete the four years of credits in just ten months, which he did using the…

Is anyone surprised that Kyle's far-right political handlers ensured this particular detail didn't make it into his book? (See photo) Regarding his online high school diploma, we had to force him to complete the four years of credits in just ten months, which he did using the…
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