Shakava is the new kenyan Sergio Ramos #Sirkal

Ligi imeisha kabla ianze. #Sirkal

Tusker, nyanya mbili kwa kobole. Hahahaha niokotwe guiness main offices

Tusker: kwani ni Arsenal v Bayern. Wengers' in yellow jerseye

Enyewe sijui rules za FIFA, so the goal should be awarded to Duncan. Hii Tusker inahitaji johnnie walker ndio iwe sober

Sugar is sweeter than beer, Nzoia are confirming the latter

High five to Tusker. They are truly drunk

Tusker, am sure the court will overturn the results in fever of Tusker. Anything is possible in 254

#dira ya wiki, toa huyo waziri hapo. Watu wanafariki na ana nguvu za kutudanganya. Bwawa zijengwe Turkana si Nakuru. Misplaced priorities

1. No manual backup
2. Duale
3. Ecowas
4. Arsenal
5. Others #WhyAminaLost

We are waiting for DualePresser. Duale: Raila convinced Mugabe to vote against us. Mezeni mate Chad ikikula nyama#WhyAminaLost

There was low voter turn out in Tharaka Nithi andthe kits failed to respond to jubilee(they were operational) hence no manual #WhyAminaLost

Amina anameza mate Chad's akikula nyama. Enyewe dunia ni duara #AminaDDay

Kuna vote za Tharaka Nithi ama Langata cemetery. Hapa hapati. No manual back up available #AminaDDay

Niko ndani. Obinna uko juu. #MaishaConcertFriday

Parent: son, what did u score?
Son: I couldnt score anything.
Parent: why
Son: Matiangi was the goalkeeper

#MorningExpressKTN Your health Please ask them their location and charges per hour or day.

Listen to Ichungwa speak and keeps me wondering why we waste tym voting for this mpigs. Respect to other is necessary #KenyaUnderSiege

#LetsBuildAKenyaWhere you can spell corRUpTiOn by omitting RUTO

1 million cash price for kpl top 8 winner is a total joke. FKF should increase it to atleast 30million. #topuptop8