'When anyone has enough money not to work, it's usually because he does.' -- Malcolm Forbes

“Unsubscribe” is the new “I want a lawyer”!

Nitrogen Execution is an awesome name for a rock band

Mayor Eric Adams said an account from his memoir, titled Don’t Let It Happen, in which he aimed and fired a gun at a crowd in a school demonstration, never happened. “The co-author of the book may have misunderstood,” Adams said. The book does not credit a co-author.
-Harper’s

“Snub” is a word used once a year.

A magazine talks about “vivisecting” Nikki Haley’s campaign. An excellent, hardly used term: the practice of performing operations on live animals!

My answer to @MuckRack Daily's trivia question: The Associate

A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body.

- Anonymous

‘Control Your Client’. As if.

My answer to @MuckRack Daily's trivia question: ER

It’s a perfect day to unsubscribe from everyone’s crap!

“I said so on my podcast” is the most overused term in America.

“Character is like a tree and reputation is like its shadow. Shadow is what we think of it; tree is the real thing.' -Abe Lincoln

I just found out there’s an airport in Paris, Texas that has a counter for people who flew to Paris, Texas instead of Paris, France. This is true. #americans

#Vikings QB Kirk Cousins: 'If my critics saw me walking on water, they would say it's because I can't swim.'

My answer to @MuckRack Daily's trivia question: Because Nobel ran a dynamite company and wanted to be separated from this fact. Norway was a fine way to do so.

“Kevinitis” is a new term.

Stick around too long, and you risk losing control of the finale.

Media keeps saying “avoid” when it’s “avert”. English is hard.

Layman and “lame” are too closely related.