Lanford Beard(@lanfordbeard) 's Twitter Profileg
Lanford Beard

@lanfordbeard

Mildly mocking, intensely invested. Formerly @people, @EW, @TVWithoutPity. Opinions, like puns, are my own.

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calendar_today08-07-2013 02:53:25

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Carrie Courogen(@carriecourogen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

this looks like unspeakably stupid, clichéed shlock that will be a tired, lowkey disrespectful to its actors retread of the book club cinematic universe anyway i will be seated opening day with a bottle of ice cold white wine in my bag cannot wait

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez(@AOC) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The assassination of political rivals as an official act.

Understand what the Trump team is arguing for here. Take it seriously and at face value.

This is not a game.

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Netflix(@netflix) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everyone say 🍂 hi 🍂 to Jonathan Bailey. He's joining Heartstopper Season 3 for a cameo appearance as Jack Maddox, Charlie's Instagram-famous crush.

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Keith Boykin(@keithboykin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dozens of migrants that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis tricked into flying from Texas to Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts for a $615,000 taxpayer-funded political stunt have now been granted visas as human trafficking victims of Ron DeSantis's actions.

newsweek.com/desantis-migra…

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Brooklyn Botanic Garden(@BrooklynBotanic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bloom alert! 🚨🌸 This is not a drill! Cherry Esplanade has hit peak bloom.

Shauna Moore, director of Horticulture at BBG, expects these blooms to last “another week or so” before they enter their next phase of tumbling beautifully to the ground.

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