Please can someone buy my United v Sheff ticket (N2412, R10, N28) on resale, ta. Streford / Fergie corner, not in the gods.

I've got a rescheduled game I have to play in on Weds now and obviously there's a million tickets going after that FA Cup farse.
tickets.manutd.com/en-GB/categori…

TFW you're trashy AF but also a Final Girl.

I was definitely swearing in this photo.

#ParisRoubaixChallenge

The most Tory picture possible. Derelict building, damaged footpath sign, badly dressed, and she looks like she's stolen the lamb from a nearby field.

Ask not what Austerity can do for you, but what you can do to make it worse for everyone else.

for Vittles i wrote 3000 words on blue roll

vittlesmagazine.com/p/totally-devo…

Oooph reality bites in Jan…

Shop is DEAD

£10.99 sales so far today

Anyone who can help a little indy specialising in landscape & history, which by rights shouldn’t exist (and who knows might not 4 long🙃)?

sherlockandpages.com/pages/books

OR

Select us at uk.bookshop.org

This week is Cervical Cancer Prevention Week and the time is now to get checked out.

#CervicalCancer PreventionWeek #CervicalCancer #SmearTest

Ed Baldwin really does say 'Double it and pass it on' to the consequences of his own damn actions. (I may have cry yelled at the telly a bit)

#ForAllMankind

🚨 HELP NEEDED 🚨

Manchester Central Foodbank are still urgently searching for a new home for offices, warehouse and session space.

We support over 1,300 a month across the centre, east and north of the city, but our current Oxford Road base is closing in 2024.

Sure sex is good, but have you tried a melancholy so profound that the thought of human interaction is unbearable

Boxing day Operation Mincemeat What a delightful treat of a show.

It's the Winter Solstice tomorrow, and yet a pink climbing rose is blooming in our garden. Be the belligerent rose that blooms and thrives in Midwinter.

How THE THING might have went if it starred Pingu instead of Kurt Russell. By Lee Hardcastle.

So I find myself without a 9-5 heading into Christmas.

If anyone needs a jaded beer human for work, or is in Manchester and wants a January spa buddy/paddleboarding adventure goblin I'm going to be available.

Now to see if I can learn to play Cyberpunk adequately.

All I have learned so far about Cyberpunk 2077 is I cannot drive for shit, and that it's nice to see Keanu being a schmucko type.

y’all are using your crystals so wrong

put them in a sock and start swinging

Anyone else have that weird guilt when extended family ask you what you want for Christmas but you never made a list as a kid and now as an adult you have enough money for This Week's hobby so you either want a small thing like socks or very expensive things like £150 SUP paddles

A sandy place, a recipe for a nation and a Christmas plea: three poems by Benjamin Zephaniah theguardian.com/books/2023/dec…

if art critics talked like football pundits