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Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

ian miles chong gets clowned on for being malaysian but honestly I think he’s a citizen of the Internet. His passport just doesn’t seem to reflect his western loyalty. Elon should get this guy a green card and bring him to the US, his spiritual home.

You know you’re talking to elite college kids (Harvard, MIT, Yale) when the students excuse murders and abductions as “decolonization” while simultaneously claiming that words are violence.

women are seething about smash or pass because, unlike on Tinder, AI generated women can’t reject men under 6 ft. just the thought of this enrages them.

every time I see a tweet from the Twitter 'CEO'

it’s funny when people complain that some CEOs are paid 300x that of their lowest paid worker or whatever when realistically a CEO’s work is easily 1000x-10000x more productive.

Satya Nadella’s work is 10000x+ more productive than a customer support agent and that’s ok.

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I will bet anyone a $1M that Harvard's demographics will remain entirely unchanged 5 years from now.

Harvard's mandate is to produce American elites, not select top SAT scorers. If they did that, Asians would be >80% of the entire class, and turns out not even Asians want that.

I just burned a million to tell you they're printing trillions.

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