Taylor Swift is a millennial artist. She represents a generation of people who didn't get married, don't have children, and are slightly stunted developmentally. We sound crazy to people who took a different path and appear selfish and immature. #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

Taylor Swift is a prime example of what happens when you never grow up. She reminds me of all my single gay and gay adjacent friends (the girlies). #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

I hope the right gets up in arms over changing the race of a fictional character as they did with the little mermaid.

she has more stage presence than the real ice spice

she looks like florence pugh before florence pugh transformed into JoJo Siwa

Be fucking for real. This is so fucking gay.

He is such a grifter. I don't understand why everyone thirsts over him. He's like the DSA Shaun King.

Princess Leia looking ass. #princessleia

God is good.

I’m not a cheater I’m just neurodivergent

Meet my baby, Gus Gus!

Please be true.

now she doesn't have a todd.

it’s called frotting

new queen just dropped. watch how the others go from rolling their eyes at the subject matter to silently feeling mortified

These are the same people who have never really suffered but are shocked by how bad things are somewhere else, never realizing they were bad here from the start.

Eclipse and a gas leak. Great day to be alive.

Me after looking at the Solar Eclipse with my $2.50 eclipse glasses I got from the gas station

gun.