Tears stream down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down your face, and I

NOOOOOOOOO

Fresher’s week was calm tho ahahaaa, just been getting baaaare zooted with my flat still 😂😂

Have you ever toked a spliff?

What’s your favourite ever match day experience?

Instead of a mask, today I stole one of Danielle S.’s sanitary pads and wore that over my mouth in geography and shouted “April Fool’s!”

Hilarious.

Hello Mr. Trey those are football games they are not movies.

Can’t believe we were knocked out of Europe.

Reminds me of the time Stephen K. knocked me out for telling Suzie B. (his then-girlfriend) that I had touched myself over her when I was in her music group.

Also this account has lost its authenticity so gonna leave it here.

End.

Why does The Weeknd only call [his significant other] when it's half past five? Is it because he's on the commute home? Surely he's allowed to look at his phone when he's at work as he's an adult?

If you say 'Tier four, London nil' it sounds like a football result but you're actually making a pun on the new strain of COVID ravaging through the South right now and killing hundreds of people daily.

Wordplay.

Me: What do I have in common with a Manchester United forward?

Emma: Please leave me alone, Sam, I’m trying to conc-

Me: We’d both love to go down in and around your box!

Also when Ms. Smith was writing the date on the board she said “3rd December... I can’t believe that.” but I told her that I could believe it because that’s what it said on my phone which has 4g and also my physical calendar which has a different Leicester player for each month.

Update: Gareth asked me back what I knew about old school garage and I just smiled until he called me a freak.