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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

Purveyor of all things #goacc. Mastodon: @[email protected] CounterSocial: @laurenbrownlow

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calendar_today13-04-2009 22:56:42

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We’ve really listened to 3 minutes of Taysom Hill content. During the game. He is not playing. I’m being tortured

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When I get to hell the devil will strap me up with my eyes forced open, put on panthers games from the last 3 years on an endless loop and say “you did this to yourself”

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Hallmarks:
-home fans booing their own team
-at least one team failing to score in a situation they should have
-two teams under .500
-a bad turnover (at least one)

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I watched this live with my dad. He was a lifelong Dolphins fan and could not stand the Bills and he laughed his ass off. I just thought it was awesome but I learned real sports pettiness that day

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'Kids, you might think betting on college football makes you real cool, like the Brown Hornet. But it really makes you feel like a teacher on Saturday: Day drinking and regretting all the life decisions that led to this point.' Lauren Brownlow

'Kids, you might think betting on college football makes you real cool, like the Brown Hornet. But it really makes you feel like a teacher on Saturday: Day drinking and regretting all the life decisions that led to this point.' @lebrownlow
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