Don't mind me researching beetles at 3 am

I'm so fucking tired of going pee I can't believe I have decades of this shit left fuck this

Is cereal soup?

Eyes doing the shaky shakes. Why

It continues to amaze me how little people understand and appreciate art. Pisses me off.

Look between my index and ring finger you fuckin asshole

This happened to me too and it was a friend's commission so i ended up drawing her to look like the devil to make him feel better

ok no disrespect but taylor swift fans are like

Anthony Padilla is so hot it's annoying. Like how do you look like that

Prepare to witness never before seen levels of productivity
*doesn't move*

My bf met me at 30. On our first date I sat there pouting, because I’m old. When he tried to talk I shrugged and sighed. I said “let’s cut to the chase, how much money do you make because I’m looking for a high value man”

I became like this overnight on my 26th birthday

You know what the biggest problem with pushing all-things-AI is? Wrong direction.
I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

people on twitter: backshots in a sundress with no panties on season almost here

people in real life: hey man how’s it going

heartbreaking picture of an aborted fetus at just 8 weeks 💔 still pro-choice?

does caitlyn jenner know she is trans

There are a lot of issues with The Cut story, but no one can argue this paragraph isn't true, and it is exactly how I explain why I have no desire to date again.

if i had the confidence of a mediocre man and no anxiety issues, i would’ve ruled the world

mentally i’m at the farmer's market with the loml buying fresh fruits and vegetables holding hands

i am a bitch who talks a lot but i am not a “girl who yaps.” yapping implies frivolity and every word out of my mouth should be understood as dead serious and canon gospel