how many poor souls have had to resort to this pathetic solution... how many wasted post-its... simply because windows refuses to turn three hyphens next to each other into an em-dash...

Every time one of these product-biopic movies comes out all I hear is this

pleased to announce my new monthly column for defector, Perfectly Fine Dinner Party Club. it's about making dinner for your friends and having a lovely time doing it. first edition is beef borguigngogngngon defector.com/lets-make-dinn…

FRASIOSA (2024)

I'm playing through GTA 4 with traffic acceleration speed set far too high. this is a thread of clips from that playthrough

EPISODE 337: Two Identical Brothers-In-Law (with libby watson)

Libby Watson joins us to talk about two Marks making a life-changing discovery at Heathrow, and the extraordinary world of astral projection. on.soundcloud.com/UXvq1

If people think Vice mgmt’s incompetence is exaggerated: At one point they were seemingly spending 90% of the snack budget on milk. Every time our union committee met my NY coworkers would talk about how much milk there was. Around this time they just stopped paying for PACER

Oh my god, it's even funnier than I imagined.

Pleased to announce Blowback Season 4: Out Now SEASON 5, coming summer 2024 from me and noah kulwin

Teaser:

in december i streamed for 12 hours to raise money for The Inn Between, and for each $1000 we raised, I would add one ingredient to a cake I would bake in the future. now Future Me must cash the check that Past Me wrote. saturday at 11am PST youtube.com/watch?v=ZM8qKu…

Tomorrow… with Libby Watson libby watson

need a witcher 3 mod to replace the crones of crookback bog with gruntilda

we asked six writers to write one part of a so-bad-it's-good holiday movie. but they could only read the part directly before theirs. when i tell you this is the best way to write a movie, please believe me. friday @ 9:30 pm The Lyric Hyperion

thank you so much everyone for donating, watching, and sharing! we raised $10,357.69 for The Inn Between. i'm chuffed to bits and very tired and i hate job simulators with my life