Time to make “33 Going on 50,” cowards

My all-time favorite Saturday Night Live - SNL episode (Emilio Estevez/Pearl Jam) has really just turned 30 years old? I remember watching my VHS recording of this over and over and can still quote much of “Geek, Dweeb, or Spazz” verbatim.

What tutorial video should people be required to view before coming to Disney?

My vote is for “How to Walk as a Group: It’s Not Shoulder-to-Shoulder Across the Width of an Entire Walkway.”

is everyone else’s neighborhood facebook group mainly extreme close-up pictures of dog poop with long dissertations about respect for one’s neighbors, or just mine

me now: “I can’t believe 12 year olds are this into skincare products!”
me at age 12: faithfully scrubbing and burning three layers off skin nightly

My spicy hot take is that women in sports aren’t underpaid, it’s just that men in sports are so insanely overpaid.
Underpaid compared to men - yeah
Underpaid compared to the job duties - ehhhh 🤷🏻‍♀️

What app are y’all listening to podcasts on? It’s perplexing how the Apple podcasts app is this terrible at being a podcasts app.

It’s still mind boggling to me that Disney sells a pre-filthed plush

can i just learn about the budget wardrobe and not have to “disappear for a month” though

Oh good Baby Driver is on Netflix, so now I have to find time in my schedule to watch the opening scene literally every day

A PERFECT album from the 1990s that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

“Bon vibrant and man about town”
I am howling - Sam Buttrey is the world’s most perfect human.
#Jeopardy

have to hand it to the 'multiracial people' article for choosing two of the most random examples imaginable

Coming out of my cave and I've been doing just fine

A bridge so perfect they should’ve made Natalie Maines the Secretary of Transportation.

I’ve never seen a single comment sum up the Facebook experience so succinctly

I like this song a lot, but every time I’ve heard it, I’ve wanted to hear it SANG, instead of whisper-breathed. Wish: granted.

I know someone who can build a flawless bridge in far less than a decade