Turn thirty-nine in six months which means I am exiting my Carrie Bradshaw years & entering my Samantha Jones years.

Six. Hundred. Thousand.

This is more important than a window at Columbia.

all this time i thought i would’ve chosen the bear but the men having impotent meltdowns and calling us stupid bitches for participating in a hypothetical thought experiment have changed me

Am most proud of myself when a man has to ice a pre-existing injury after having sex with me.

Imagine if Joe Biden and the Democratic establishment were willing to put it all on the line for, say, climate change or abortion instead of genocide.

'dissent must never lead to disorder' is a pretty remarkable thing to say in a country founded on both of those things

Dude if Biden resigned & Kamala just conditioned aid to end the genocide dems would win 44 states and even some of the most crank leftists would start calling her Momala like Drew Barrymore - bar is at the floor

Cannot fucking believe that being opposed to genocide is currently a controversial stance.

Can’t believe that all Biden had to do was not do a genocide & he fucked it up.

Sen. Sanders: 'I suggest to CNN and maybe some of my colleagues here, maybe take your cameras, just for a moment, off of Columbia and UCLA . Maybe go to Gaza, and take your camera show us the emaciated children who are dying from malnutrition because of Netanyahu's policies.'

Israel destroyed all the universities in Gaza.

Democrat pols watching their police brutalize unarmed students, not saying anything. Unbelievable.

So they've turned a dozen blocks - a whole NYC neighborhood - into a fully locked down police zone to repress a small number of nonviolent students.

Shame on Columbia. Shame on the NYPD. Shame on Eric Adams & Governor Hochul. Shame on CCNY.

The fun thing is that if you ever wondered what side you would have been on in the 1960s: now you know.

No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.

THIS IS WHY WOMEN CHOOSE THE BEAR.