Happy Saturday!

Coffee and Cheetos for breakfast. How have I lived this long?!? 😂

Just an FYI for anyone who needs to hear it, ‘I’m sorry, but…..’ is not a heartfelt apology.

I been doing so good with writing 2024 and then this week I reverted to writing 2023. Wtf

Apple and pumpkin

Two Philly legends ♥️⚾️

How is it Monday again already?!

How long after expiration would you keep this?

Kinda want a pet groundhog now

Listening to 90s and 2000s music with a bottle of wine. Why does the music instantly revert you to those feelings??

Is this true ? Hmmm

Ottis runs on Dunkin Dunkin'

How big do your teeth have to be to be considered ‘chompers’?

Asking for a coworker insult thanks 😂

I am now at the age I remember thinking my parents were ‘old’ at.

Grocery prices are so high that I am now being forced to eat the food I bring home from the grocery store.

90/100 not a cruise person

Me after touching a dog:

#NewProfilePic

Gremlins! At drive-in 🤭