The Hipgnosis tug of war: Concord offers more cash to presumably elbow Blackstone out of their way.

Loved hearing my jschool classmate brittany.kriegstein just now on WNYC 🎙 with live coverage of the ongoing Columbia University protests. Excellent reporting!!

Will riot if skippers are axed from Jungle Cruise.

Have you even gone to college if you haven’t participated in a protest?

still quoting mike’s slam poetry, truly an everlasting work of art

Journalism be like:

My Roman empire:

This condiment is a run of 50? Am I missing something??

The only paper I ever took more than a single night to write were jschool projects (inc. the equivalent of my thesis) bc our professors literally forced us to do it that way.

Conan’s new show is a must-watch—if you don’t believe it, believe former longtime Conan writer Brian Stack, below. There’s no one as chaotically and improvisationally (not a word but we’re going with it) funny as Conan. Truly the GOAT.

why i live for thursdays:

Left to my own devices, however…many dark nights of feverish writing.

Every word of this:

Lisette Voytko Forbes Appreciate your interest! I will keep it in mind. Much appreciated!

New level of tired unlocked: getting a new mug and spoon out for a second cup of coffee, then having heart attack thinking there was no mug for the machine to dispense into, bc I forgot about the new mug.

Michael C. Williams Hey Michael, Lisette Voytko with Forbes here. Would love to chat with you for a story about Blair Witch residuals— [email protected] or DM me, thanks so much in advance!!

Lisette Voytko If you went to Wake Forest in the 90s, yes. Only recall even seeing one (which maybe consisted of a dozen students).

jfc [warning: graphic]

Lisette Voytko delia listen it adds on a lil extra leg workout, resistance training