welcome to friday (i listened to 'I Go Blind' by hootie/blowfish three times if you're curious)

🗣️🗣️🗣️it's another one like DJ Khaled

been working on a bigger thing this week so no new Listen Up, Nerds newsletter but this shit rips: fortressrecords.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2?f…

the all-time most evil trash talk moment in the NBA. KG's 'happy mother's day, motherfucker' or 'your wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios' were crazy but nothing tops a new player telling an old one that the future is now and that he means NOTHING to the players or the fans

i've had several friends quit twitter only to immediately turn their lives into something beautiful and fulfilling. you'd think that i'd learn from that lesson but no, i'm going to be the first one to have a great life and keep posting.

if you have ADHD and have described yourself as a 'real yearner,' you will be put to death for Lying

got the churro oreos against better judgment.. pretty good

the homie who's not gonna make it

shouts out to tax returns

totally agreed, star of stage and screen John Lurie

If you can find it, a favor and watch OJ Simpson’s prank show called Juiced. Some pranks include him trying to sell people the White Bronco and him trying to sell a house with bloodstains in it. It’s unbelievable

my bad

maybe think about ur mutuals who may or may not have killed someone before getting ur little “jokes” off 🙄

the interruptions are interrupting each other now. did i call the fuckin steve reich hotline

been on hold with a company for 18 mins and ever ~6 seconds, the hold music is interrupted by someone saying 'your call is very important to us' but it's at an irregular rhythm so i can't get into a groove with the hold music... the pain is unending