Laura Marie
@lmegordon
I'm a mom, a nationally-ranked complainer, and an aspiring novelist.
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Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Burning Mom ⚡️
@MomOnFire
Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
Trey
@treydayway
*Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
@itssherifield
@itssherifield
Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK
That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
NicholasG
@Dad_At_Law
Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
vision bored
@visionbored2
meghan
@deloisivete
mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke
Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
Dan Regan
@DanRegan_Comedy
Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
I Hide From My Kids
@IHideFromMyKids
freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
nice things I say to myself
@meantomyself
Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
One Awkward Mom
@oneawkwardmom
wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj
Lamar Andrews
@LamarMandrews
Creating a better future for my child and sharing everything I learn along the way.
S Noonan
@SNoonan5
[email protected]
@callmehop
fluffy squirrel
@fluffysquirrel6
Enjoying peace in my garden...
unit5200
@unit5200
Malik Zain Raza
@malikzain2k14
My friends says i am a good photographer 😎
Julie
@stretchytiger
Equality is a human right 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #BLM 🌊🌊 Momma, wife and health care practitioner. Dog mom and animal lover🐶🐶 #BlueNeck
Joe
@Snojoek555
Sorry about that. Let’s clear the air. Some Cowboys, some Rangers, all cattle. 2nd tour de twitter
Bob Livingston
@69Livingston
thefunkydink
@thefunkydink
A_bigail
@Abigail20898125
Sam Handwich
@Mr_Handwich
subpar at jenga. It stinks in here.
Sheila
@sfitz44fitz
🇮🇱♥️Lifetime Dem,💙💙💙 Loud and funny 🤣 2x marathon 4 L&L. KINDNESS matters. Love wins♥️ 🇺🇦🟧🏳️🌈♥️💙 🟦 #GoBills 49ers forever NO DM’s
JessSir
@JessSir5
“I see humans but no humanity.” ― Jason Donohue
pbeehive
@PBeesting
Scott 77
@Hodgyblade
TNPatriot
@jwoten
We The People/Army-13B, NG-15Q/Red White & Blue 🇺🇸/MS from LU/INTJ
Rodney Embree
@RodneyEcho
life can get spicy - we all started from zero / so just chill and drink bourbon 🥃
echosofmymind.
@JR79381478
classics mopar the big blue wave Rebecca Gunder
@gunder_reb50753
Olive Garden Breadstick
@welcum2og
Olive Garden 2: The All-You-Can-Eat Soup and Breadsticks Strike Back
CarrotLime
@carrotlimee
Chicken nugget enthusiast. Welcome. Omar
@Omarsway215
nomc
@normck
Daniel Silver
@slvrdnl0921
Tom Elden
@tom_elden
just happy to be invited. he/him.
Topmemeposter
@topmemeposter
Top Meme Poster 📢Follow us on Instagram for more (@topmemeposter Link in bio)
Vincent Sweeney
@VinceSweeney
Jetrix Nolasco
@JetrixN
رنيم عزو
@RnymZ73031
لا إله الإ الله ، محمد رسول الله ....
ametra 🌻
@ametraaa
in lori harvey we trust ¨̮
Abubakar Abdullah
@Abubaka70902558
ThreeYardsAndABlobOfMustard
@SweepDiveTrap
medjool_dates
@Figs_Dates_Port
In front of a warm fire with a glass of Port and dark chocolate
Poppy Whisker
@WhiskerBooks
Meet Poppy Whisker and Marina Authors of heartwarming tools for an organized life. Simplifying your days with practical planners and journals on Amazon
EAS✈️🇺🇸
@EASB747
Sometimes, their behavior is your answer.
Laura Hayman
@lkhayman
Politics General News Health Music Pop Rock/Alt
Mr Shelby, author
@Jackattack1018
I'm not here for a long time, just here for a good time. I'm with stupid (points to self)
cold1960
@IceBoxGiants
Thoroughbred Horse owner & Buyer and Seller of Vintage sports cards.
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@gameoverneuroty
Ralf Ackermann
@_rac01
working on distributed systems and IoT for a while. Trying to share what matters.
scott Welch
@scott_welc6173
Scott Jeff
@SJeff21387
Mike Davis
@vumamike
I am a rockstar! 💙💙💙, Fuck MAGA!
Callahan
@Cal_atlarge
American Strong. Bostonian living in Florida via NYC. . Love adapting books to screenplays.🚫MAGAt’s. 🚫DM’s. #ResistanceUnited. #DemocracyOverAutocracy.
Wynne
@WynneEuroMeet
old democrat
@Myday2
Holbrookmel
@Holbrookmel1
Retired photo-journalist who wants to enjoy my golden years viewing all the possibilities 😉 on Elon Musk's TWITTER.