@lucasshanks One accidentally tazed himself in the balls and had a heart attack 😂

@lucasshanks Here to see Monsters Trucks and their favorite band play on this guitar

Scott Talbot Chris Chapman 🏳️‍🌈クリス @lucasshanks Christine Cupo Two things that shock me:

1. They have never heard of a bacon roll before

2. Of all the places you can get a bacon roll you suggest McDonald’s? What is wrong with you?!

@NotASweeperGK @lucasshanks MUNDIAL Sausage rolls look exhilarating value. Two of those, a bovril, bag of crisps and a twin please. 20p for the bus fare home. 👌🏼

@lucasshanks Blood&Ru𝖘t 10_88 My new one is, “CHECK YOUR VOICEMAIL! LOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED A CALL!”

Dana Wessel Erin Maye Quade @lucasshanks Lucas even has the correct arm up for the handoff. Not bad for a soccer player!

SquadNumbers.com MUNDIAL @lucasshanks That kinda has a logic but still isn’t needed & looks god awfully wrong lol

MUNDIAL Umbro @lucasshanks Umbro UK Tarrier Jump Jet

Bonds are having a moment.

@lucasshanks Schedule 📅 a meeting in April. We can link up and build.

You Can Do Anything You Want In This Game!

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@lucasshanks MUNDIAL Sadly my mum hired a third party contractor to give me my £3 lunch money so my £3 dinner is a 60p Hot Sausage roll.

We’re proud members of the IBTC who could never find a bra that worked for us, so we made one 👩‍🔬 Meet Pepper, the bra reinvented for small boobs 🌶

ceern MUNDIAL @lucasshanks Edinburgh Uni vibes here 🚮

@lucasshanks Dana Wessel If I somehow find my 900 or 1000 club t-shirt at my parents house next time, I’m sending it your way. You then have to re-create all of this.

Monster Rehab Mentality @lucasshanks russ bengtson I tell a lie, it’s the 1987 “Grand Slam II High”. Here’s an image from the 1987 catalog

@lucasshanks EVERY TIME REF! EVERY TIME!

@lucasshanks Jeff Shibley Thanks for posting love Keith Haring Foundation work & love Football so really appreciate the images one I've never seen before 🙌⚽

Great way to help Lebanese Red Cross ! Thank you Marwan 🇱🇧 and @lucasshanks ! #Lebanon #Beirut

Tom Hardy MUNDIAL @lucasshanks makes no sense though cos theres still enough numbers between 1-99 to give every player their own number surely

@lucasshanks Tim Howard Alexi Lalas Taylor Twellman Carlos Bocanegra I’m glad Carlos Bocanegra chose to stick with soccer and did not take the offer to join the boy band O-Town.

@lucasshanks As an American, two sausage rolls, Snickers, Kit Kat and a Pepsi. No Bovril, please. Tried that at an AFC Wimbledon game.

@lucasshanks I'd probably blast the roll, feel bad about it, and never actually develop it.