Ask me a favor while confidentally wearing a stiff bootcut Jean with a wide orbit around your ankle? How could I refuse?

How one square foot of grass feels in New York City when it’s above 75 degrees

Back in New York from my week long stay at a retirement home in Florida

I would have been an amazing politician but my head is too small :(

Expecting the whole plane to say “thank you for your service” to me for sitting in the emergency exit row

If pickleball is being televised so should the clouds moving across the sky

High School Musical (2006)

Ate a croissant for breakfast and accidentally double cheek kissed my boss

Crazy how every person I have ever passed on the street has thought to themselves 'he walks weird'

The lesson here is that words don't always have to make sense as long as they are written with a typewriter on a tea-dyed piece of printer paper

Streaming Charlie Pluth

Night is the perfect time to think about things that make your chest feel really really tight

The Facebook marketplace interface is like congrats you’ve navigated through all of the relentless sponsored posts now what if I show you everything you’ve ever wanted but it’s on the opposite side of the country

I think this is the best performance ever put on film

Was watching Sex and The City and they started talking about Twitter

Life becomes so easy when you drop all expectations or goals for the day and just focus on making a really really complex salad