Every time I file my taxes with any freelance income it feels like doing cocaine... Maybe the one thing I will truly miss as someone who 'has a job' now.

What It's Like is back at Slate! I interviewed someone who hasn't paid their taxes in 10 years, and honestly? Doesn't sound all that bad.

slate.com/human-interest…

A 9.1, given to a 32-track double album, written by an artist who's entire discography is greyed-out on Wikipedia, that isn't available on streaming and must be purchased via a Geocities link? Folks... we are so back.

Wait she put Evermore and Folklore in separate 'eras'??? She's so psychotic, I love her.

I'm sorry the Norm OJ jokes are not that funny. They just aren't! *Reams* of superior Norm material. Classic case of idealizing the precise SNL cast that was on when you were in high school. Happens to us all. The zoomers will soon be telling me that Dick In A Box sucks.

They come from Monopoly-land to realize that the humans have moved on to modern European boardgame design, revealing a wound at the heart of American society.

I only have one family tradition that I've carried into adulthood, which is: Always fast-forward through the get-to-know-ya interviews on Jeopardy.

Can someone please explain to me why my 'Suggested Reels' on Facebook are, exclusively, viscerally unnerving videos of Big Food.

Having a really good time writing! Sometimes it works out like that!

Honestly, 'garnished wages' sounds delicious.

Between the eclipse and the earthquake it's been just a banner few days of work being interrupted by the ever-contextualizing Wonder of Mother Earth

Professional wrestling is the only authentic form of emotional expression.

This is about Barstool Sports right

The rankings are now:

1. Mary Boone
2. Hannah Hunt
3. Harmony Hall
4. Diane Young

My favorite replies to this are MAGA pilots who are like “bro, no, not you too… I love you and your racism, but I’m a pilot and this isn’t true…” and they get instantly ratioed by dozens of people calling them deep state plants. Beautiful.

You can feel the faint whispers of it on the tongue of the world's 35-year olds. A burgeoning new sensation, a novel cultural signifier: 'Grantland Nostalgia.'