I've been a broken record for almost 10 years about them going after Griswold.

'Stop being hysterical'. Mkay.

America is being torn apart by this POS Hitler wannabe. 😬

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This place is a shit show. If Elon can just delete community notes on all the lies the right wingers post, wtf are they even for

Period.

Trump probably wants to undo the Civil Rights Act.

Go fuck yourself, James Comey. The only reason I won't wipe my ass with your book is that it would require someone to buy it. #WagnerTonight

Yes, this is the real Scarlett Johansson with me (and some random guy) after the White House Correspondents’ dinner. We must pass legislation to protect people from having their voice and likeness replicated through AI without their permission.

Has a single Republican come out against Nazis since Trump posted that unified Reich video? No? Not one?

Seems pretty easy not to feature the word “Reich” in any way shape or form in a campaign ad.
So for anyone left of center who’s waffling, if that doesn’t earn your vote, take a hike. And for everyone else: this is your guy. And you know what that makes you.

You don’t have to like Biden, but you should vote for him if you like America.

John and I are so incredibly proud of Abigail every day, but we were feeling it a little bit extra today seeing her graduate law school. Can’t wait to see where the future takes her!

Guys, look how absolutely insane it is right now without Trump being in office. It's been four years and we still haven't cleaned up half the fucking disaster he left the last time he was in office. Why would you want to do that shit again?

Give her a chocolatey name

North Carolina baptist pastor & Ex-Southern Baptist seminary administrator, Matt Queen, has been federally indicted for falsifying records in an attempt to cover up a sexual abuse report.

It's giving We Don't Vaccinate Our Kids energy.

“A groundhog named Bullets O’Grady did this. Apt name. They don’t come any tougher. Every great detective needs a nemesis. And I’ve found mine.”
—Prowler, by Isidora Claire

If you’re afraid to testify in front of a jury, you’re not brave enough to be President.

This is the same James Comey who interfered in the 2016 election. Fuck him, I will never forgive him.

ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪 Trump is a national disgrace who deserves what he is getting.