Where are you, Niantic? It's been over 4 days since the last tweet by Pokémon GO. It's been a LONG time since that account fell silent for more than 2 days. I am hopeful you are taking this time to reconsider the decision to press on with 'post' COVID rollbacks...are you?

Why didn't Niantic Support post an update about removing the best Quality of Life improvement ever implemented to their game, which is also a safety measure against an ongoing pandemic, after ignoring millions of attempts by players to tell them beforehand how awful the idea was?

Thanks to Niantic and Verizon’s absurdly restrictive event policies, I guess I won’t spend any money on #pokemongo today

Crazy how Biden’s socially distant inauguration in the middle of a plague still has the largest crowd size in history... 😉😉😉

Floridians, consider this:

The average person you meet on the street really IS this stupid.

Lesson 1 in how to argue like a bad-faith moron.

Good thing he qualified it with the word believe you rube.

Y’all ever think about how some of those who work forces are the same ones that burn crosses?

A few bad apples SPOIL THE BARREL.

The barrel is spoiled. It is time for a new barrel. Or maybe we just get out of the apple game altogether. Try grapes or blueberries or some other fruit less prone to murder.

(People should learn whole idioms before they use half stupidly.)

Albums aren't written in a week, but every track on here seems crafted for this exact moment. That's not prescience. That's what happens when you live in a world of consistent systemic injustice. Listen to the album and donate to Mass Defense (link on their site).

Washington, DC right now. Please watch and retweet. twitter.com/hannah_natanso…

2020 has been an inspirational year for those of us who were on the fence about turning into our paranoid disaster-prep parents and buying land in the middle of nowhere.

All my life I've wanted to be one of the thousands of happy men and women working tirelessly over at Aetna denying chemo to three-year-old children. But now Bernie Sanders wants to eliminate that job? No way. I'm voting for Pete Buttigieg.

Probably going to go with the opposite of whatever you think.

What if you conceive a child with a woman who you trust and respect, so you guys sit down and have an open conversation about things?

Actually I was just wondering if there might be a difference between a modern day politician not supporting Israel and David Duke literally running an organization designed to murder minorities??

That would require that he at any point in his life actually understood a topic which he chose to speak about.

This is fucking bleak, jesus christ just vote Bernie

Pretty big difference between letting my racist family members talk some shit at Thanksgiving and lending both personal and public credence to someone responsible for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of civilians.