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calendar_today09-08-2023 13:07:50
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2 hours ago
i know this is supposed to be funny and highlight the ridiculous of the ridiculous but its genuinely so sad man
just found out about a guy who does videos where he drives his s4 while listening to Quran and its now my version of asmr
8 hours ago
โi need that thing that when they ice pick your bran what is called again?โโa lobotomy?โโyeahโโnah i think you goodโ
get him in here now!
1 day ago
*dizzy, fatigued, pulling out my hair* i need to get back into sandwiches
barrack โhusseinโ obama
3 days ago
4 days ago
COLONEL CAMPBELL: Snake, if you download the Popeyes app, you can get the three-piece chicken tender combo for $7. Try to accumulate enough points to get a free side, too.
Hedge fund trade idea: order 200 pizzas from the Pentagon Papa Johns and short the S&P500
iโve vaped in places you couldnโt even imagine
ngl if the pa flag ever went as hard as the md flag id be dripped up in that shit everyday
A physics department at a major university in the US is now offering a semester long course on โstring theory.โYes, you read that right.String. The things kids make bracelets out of.The dumbing down of America continuesโฆ