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Mama Pajama

@MamaPJs1

official twitter account for mama pajama. I’m back.

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calendar_today01-02-2023 01:17:54

729 Tweets

115 Followers

272 Following

Mama Pajama(@MamaPJs1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I scored 20/20 on MIST-20, better than 96% of the US population. Test your misinformation susceptibility now! What is ? 🧐 yourmist.streamlit.app

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Ben Crew(@BenjaminCrew1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

After Bin Laden was killed, a teacher told us they buried his remains at sea and another kid just nodded and said 'Like Megatron'

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SingleBabyMama(@_SingleBabyMama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

(9yr old coming in while I’m taking a bath)
9: Let me put my leg in the water.
Me: No.
9: Why?
Me: Because I’m trying to relax.
9: Come on, just the tip.
Me: (bursts out laughing)
9: What? What’s so funny?
Me: (laughing) I just can’t (laughing) Out!

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iamquiteadorable ✨(@adorableinNE) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine asking me, “What that mouth do?”
And I say, “Come and find out .”
Now it’s the third hour of you listening to me talk nonstop about bees.

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Mama Pajama(@MamaPJs1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The science is too complicated to explain here, but if you put your worn pants on the floor, you can wear them again. If you put them back in the drawer, they poison the rest of the clothes.

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The science is too complicated to explain here, but if you put your worn pants on the floor, you can wear them again. If you put them back in the drawer, they poison the rest of the clothes.

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Sarcastic Mommy(@sarcasticmommy4) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Once your kid can start telling your spouse how much you actually spent at Target, you really start to save some money.

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Leen McBeans ꪜ(@LeenMcBeans) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Turns out when TSA tells you to “take everything with batteries out of your luggage and place it in the bin” they don’t necessarily mean sex toys. I know this now.

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jon drake(@DrakeGatsby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“We’re lost”

- Played out
- inconvenient
- Not ominous at all

“I have no memory of this place”

- Whoa that sounded cool
- Just so I’m clear, we are lost tho right?
- Super-duper ominous

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The Dad(@thedad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My wife said she doesn't care what we get for dinner and I'm ready to prove her wrong for the 192836438th time

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