Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump have some things in common. She was in adult films and he’s in adult diapers. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Life must be rough for White Supremacists these days because they have to figure out a way to attack Palestine 🇵🇸 protesters 🪧 and still be antisemitic.
“Cartomancy”, learn a new unnecessary vocabulary word everyday so you can act like you’re smarter than everybody and annoy your friends by predicting their fortunes, “Cartomancy”.
“Labanotation”, learn a new confusing 🫤 vocabulary word everyday that will annoy and confuse everyone you know as you dance 🕺 through the world, 🌎 “Labanotation”.
“DADA”, learn a new misunderstood and unnecessary vocabulary word everyday and be mocked by everyone who meets you for being ridiculously absurd, “DADA”.
I’m really not particularly worried about a possible bird 🦜 flu 😷 pandemic. But if I start seeing pigeons social distancing I might begin wearing a mask 😷 again.
So, I just ate a giant plate of Matzoh Brei, with a side of matzoh and two cups of coffee ☕️. And my intestines are going through the worst identity crisis of their lives!!