It's my #Twitterversary ! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 14 Jan 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Well it’s quite the extraordinaire past few days in the Weist household. Junior was lighting it up on the track and he signs to study & run at Mac. McMaster University & @McMasterXC #proudpops #tweetworthy

It's my #Twitterversary ! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 14 Jan 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It’s a band wagon, feel free to get off. #Leafs .

If it was easy they wouldn’t play the games. The NHL would just have Bettman give the cup to the NY Rangers. #Leafs #In7

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate our dog’s barking alarm. But I wish he could differentiate between raccoon and serial killer. #guarddog

Just kicking waiting for habs & Toronto Maple Leafs playoff game on a beauty Saturday night. How you all doing?

Hey MacGregor Point PP can you be please more specific? Yogi/Booboo, Sugar, or Smokey the bear?

Hey Paul Wealleans it’s not steak but it’s Toronto Maple Leafs game day and #NationalCaesarDay so I’m grilling ribs, wings and chillin’ I have vodka.

Well @nhl the North division is ready for the #StanleyCup Playoffs with the West tonight and the East tomorrow. It’s a Canadian #StanleyCup year. #ItsOn

Leafs in 5 but let’s not lose the first one or our fan base will lose its poop.

While #WPCD is over and Pancreatic Cancer Awareness Month is coming to an end, no matter the day or month, our work to raise awareness of the risks and symptoms of pancreatic is never done. Please join us in using our precious time to keep this momentum going year-round.

Nothing matters but the weekend, from a Tuesday point-of-view but like the kettle in the kitchen the habs & @mapleleafs steam is about to brew.

Is there a course or instructional video to show my family on how to clip the corner of a milk bag? #petpeeve

People that say something is better sex, are greeted with replies of “you’re not doing it right”. What if you’re just not doing it at all.

Beard to beard and we’re on the board.

#Leafs fans we all want the Cup but what will make you feel ok?

Have to cancel my #ChineseRocket insurance.

Wish #HNIC would have shown the clip of Justin Downing’s Mom missing his first NHL goal, cause she was in her words “dealing with a beer”. #MothersDay

In order to generate some household revenue, I’m considering offering out my dog’s protection services. You pay him a monthly fee and no one will bother you. If they do, they deal with #MobDog .