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So, I maybe got a little too worked up about 'Megalopolis' but—come on. Francis Ford Coppola made a sci-fi movie with Adam Driver and Giancarlo Esposito and no one wants it? This is like pizza, even if it's bad it's still pretty good

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Pretty sure the 3 most memorable standup comedy routines of my entire lifetime were about OJ.

The family of Ariel Young, the 5-year-old who suffered serious injuries in the accident caused by Britt Reid, is 'horrified' by the commutation of the balance of his prison sentence. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Petition for the immediate end to all use of that corny Beyonce Texas song on social posts until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Latest eps of WIRED Gadget Lab is out! Will Knight joins me & Michael Calore to talk about Nvidia's early days, how it positioned itself in the AI world, who its cloud competitors are, & who exactly is liable for error-ridden AI if a co owns the whole stack open.spotify.com/episode/6CWNtn…

The Kansas City Star out here acting like this new women's soccer stadium is in Wrigleyville instead of a vacant floodplain filled with ticks and mosquitos 😂

As someone who has lived in all four time zones: Mountain is totally ideal but Pacific is way better than East or Central.

[Walter]: Enjoying my coffee.

The exact same Kansas City people who spend their time on here hectoring people about progressive politics are now pushing to tear down the arts district and build a baseball stadium at taxpayer expense and stressing that it's a done deal and none of us can change the course.

The only good meme from this

#Browns QB Deshaun Watson on Instagram the morning after the Super Bowl: “Back at it.”

Kyle Shanahan:

Kyle never should have made that PowerPoint.

the work toward 1-0 begins NOW

Gotta give credit, the Chiefs actually earned that win in a nice clean game.

Lil Jon, he always tells the truth

Sometimes I feel like John Henry competing with the steam engine

Airline attendant: do we have any Chiefs fans on the flight today?

[Appropriate cheering]

And do we have any non-Chiefs fans?

Me (obnoxiously loud): wOOoOoOoOoOo!

'Let's try that again!'

Chiefs fans: (cheer 20% louder)

Me: (loud enough to break Arrowhead decibel meter)

Patrick Mahomes Sr. after 4 months trapped in a suite with Jackson Mahomes, Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift