it’s the way if rhaenicent was an mlm ship y’all would be salivating at the mouth over them breathing in the same vicinity, and all these ridiculous “reasons” you have for not shipping them would completely cease to exist…mad annoying

shit like this makes me feel so insane like why are we banning parents (women in particular) from public spaces!!! your dog doesn't want to go to a pub or restaurant!!!

Jaime and Brienne's chapters are my favorites and some of George's best but absolutely gotta hand it to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Gwendoline Christie to making it all pop on screen. Show rarely cooked harder than when these two shared screentime.

'If you don't pick a day to rest, your body will pick it for you.'

we’re letting dogs into too many establishments

Very notable that while your classics like 'lol' and 'lmao' have hung around there's no longer any real use case for 'brb' or 'g2g'. Where are you going to go. We're all here. Everywhere is here

i can never not laugh at olenna tyrell being like 'help the poor boy' when she was the one who poisoned him😭 she won the idgaf war

Finale recap of a TV season that premiered 36 hours ago. The cultural conversation wrapped up in two days. The binge model is killing the zeitgeist.

yesterday I saw an article about a tiny black 6 week old kitten who was found in a box with a few 2 week old kittens and he was 'trying to take care of them as best as he could' and my mental state has been very unstable since

“But unfortunately, I’ve decided to enjoy life anyways” actually did change my outlook on life

the whole 'Jews are trying to trick G-d' discourse on Twitter is making clear to me how carceral the mindset of American Christianity has become.

G-d is not a supernatural cop, waiting to send you to eternal hellfire jail. What a profound diminishment of divinity.

Monopoly is a fairly well-designed game that everyone ruins with “house rules” – and then gets annoyed that the game doesn’t work / drags on.

Key actual rules:
• no free parking money
• no double money on go
• land on a property and don’t buy it? It gets auctioned

we don’t appreciate luna (the earth’s moon not my cat) nearly enough. this is the shit the rest of the solar system is working with. no other moon is putting in the work like ours

Best stop everyone under the age of 25 from having kids then, because absolutely nothing is more irreversible & life-changing than that

showing up to a couple’s engagement ball like this…it’s fortunate luciana was so kind and gracious i think i would’ve lost it

and they finally woke up to realize it was all just rumours and the sources never existed. good job! and to the racists, y’all still need a hobby fr🤡

Big congrats and best wishes for by far one of the best modern cartoonist