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Brown Eyed Susan

Can’t believe I’m awake again. Same bat time.
Same bat channel.

I’m not the same.. and neither will you be..

oh, i see you’re into shenanigans we should grab coffee sometime.

If I ever AM the 'last man on Earth,' we're going to find out if all those women were lying.

Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep They're neither silent, nor a majority.

I'm the surprise on the B side of the record that doesn't get much attention but really is a hit.

0 likes won’t stop me from tweeting i'll talk to myself if i have to

Thanks for the suggestions but I’m better at this than you.

She smacked me like a tennis ball right into her net..

Sometimes I’m amazed I ever learned anything..

A gust of wind sends the Hogwarts sorting hat onto the head of a dragon.

The verdict?

Hufflepuff.

If your potato salad isn't a spiritual experience I don't want it

me: dating is hard

me on a date: i have a lord of the rings chess set we can play later

At least we don’t have to listen to “crushing disappointment” for a rest of the year #cavs #letemknow

In every secret there is a truth, waiting to be discovered.

What does it even mean to be good at something.. or anything for that matter..

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