I LOVED this book. I will never look at my stuff the same way again.

Congratulations to my friend Helen Lederer on her new memoir, “I’m Not Bitter.” Poignant, interesting & of course funny, it’s fantastic. (And I’m not just saying that because I’m in the acknowledgments). What a fab celebration & even better book.

Never. Gets. Old. (Niche Tweet)

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I LOVED #TheEndOfSummer by Charlotte Philby, it is such a brilliant read!
The Borough Press have kindly given me TWO proof copies to give to readers.
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Hard agree. I used to love April Fools Day and all the insane stories, but not anymore. The world is confusing enough.

English Heritage staff preparing the stones at Stonehenge before they are moved on one hour tonight as the country moves to summer time.

This sounds right up my street: a mash up of Black Mirror/Before I Go To Sleep/Severance & a bargainous 79p! Go read it!

Don’t invite me to the function unless these are the vibes

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It was a joy to chair Sandie Jones ElleryLloydAuthor at the Reese's Book Club Library Lobby Sheraton Grand London
I have ONE GOODIE BAG to give away. A fab #ReesesBookClub tote bag, bookmark, pen, AND signed books!
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Win big with this sandworm-sized giveaway celebrating #DunePartTwo ! 🪱 Our friends at Warner Bros. UK have given us a merch bundle straight from Arrakis to give away to one lucky winner — just follow us, retweet, and leave your three word reviews of the film below to enter!

Is it Cake? Or Kate?

Messi in newly shared picture from the Oscars

It’s been a wild 24 hours.

Dear the royals, we are a sensible people, all we need is a video of Kate with today's newspaper telling us the oscar winners from last night to confirm that you haven't killed her.

I’m sorry I’m supposed to believe that the princess of wales is editing her own family photos to send to global news outlets???? Is the royal family okay

The cutaway to Messi clapping at the #Oscar s is already a top 10 all time #Oscar moment

Justice for Messi! Get this good boy to the #Oscars !

Are you kidding me? YES, PLEASE.

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I LOVED LOVED #FunnyStory by Emily Henry and the kind folk at Viking Books UK have given me TWO proof copies to give to lucky readers.

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We were talking about exactly this in my writing group Friday. “Show, not tell” doesn’t always apply. There are times when the shortest and most elegant way to get from A to B is by telling, not showing.