March/April is a tumultuous time of national days for Greek-Australians. One month you're celebrating defeating the Ottomans, the next they're shooting you on the beaches of Gallipoli. A real rollercoaster

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Stop giving them ideas

Hijo de puta 😡

In the Arj Barker story, everyone - including the baby - is an arsehole

Αρχίζει και βγαίνει εκτός ελέγχου

Every time I go to buy 5' shorts they're always sold out. The boys are getting sluttier

NYC said No Greeks 🚫🇬🇷🚫

Every Sunday I get 6 chicken thigh fillets from the deli and it's always the same guy who serves me. Today he says 'hey mate, don't tell me, I got it' but gave me six chicken breasts instead and I didn't have the heart to stop him for fear it would ruin the bond we've developed

I will never pass up an opportunity to talk shit about Germans but Greek television is an abomination and should be eradicated from the face of the earth like smallpox

Going on an Errors Tour, where I present to an audience certain people from my past and explain how and why they wronged me

Israel retaliated against Iran to distract from Taylor Swift's album release

Aldi Effie reached new heights of even getting the Daily Mail offside. Incredible achievement

Nothing good comes out of this combo

I'd like them to focus on flying planes for now

Our kids caught us eating one of their Easter eggs like dirty little piggies and honestly it would've been less shameful if they caught us having sex

There is no hell hot enough for these people

Greek bureaucracy is a nightmare but I see so many interactions at the consulate (and in Greece) where people rock up without any of the documents they've been told to bring and then abuse the staff for the delays in processing. Motherfucker get your papers in order!