What the actual fuck is going on?

Drones are trending.

Never change Twitter

Also, ignore anyone who claims that the housing issue is 'more complex' than Econ101 supply-and-demand economics.
It's not.
It's literally just that.
It's super-simply. You don't need more than basic A-Level economics to get it.

Yes he got the shot away and no idea how Allisson saved it but surely a pen for Konate acting like he’s Mateta’s backpack. How are you supposed to shoot properly with a defender like that? #LIVCRY

Making a sourdough starter. Only single use though, I’m not going to be one of those insufferable dickheads

This is peak 00s afraid to shoot Arsenal

Are people ok?

LOOOOOOOOLLL

Weaving through influencer hell

BTW Amanda WAS supposed to be there in the studio tonight but is nowhere to be seen 👀 #SaturdayNightTakeaway

Back on my bullshit

You'll NEVER guess who the BMW driver was...

Cyclist 'nearly hit' by Huddersfield BMW driver takes him to court - and wins leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-new…

Set up for some home birdwatching tho

“Tell her you don’t work in radio or pantomime”

Before you were born, I was eating greggs in Beverly Hills and continue to do so today and continue to have my Greggs loyalty app in England as well.

But there is something you should know. I never discuss greggs or pasties. But you have forced my hand.