I just want to say, again, for the ubteenth time, I’m not Matt Couch. That’s it…that all I got. Holler at me for Army, Orthodox Christianity, DnD, guitar, Video game things, but that’s it…we all know who the real Matt Couch is in this case…

Holy hell...I open Twitter for the first time in forever to realize the entire country has apparently confused my username with Matt Couch. Two completely different people, folks! Take your politics elsewhere.

Holy hell...I open Twitter for the first time in forever to realize the entire country has apparently confused my username with Matt Couch. Two completely different people, folks! Take your politics elsewhere.

Hey Brad Paisley, wanna help start something for us guitar players? facebook.com/500025363/post…

#BravesFOTY3 is my pick for Fan Of The Year in the @Esurance MLB Awards. Who do you think is #AwardWorthy ? Vote @ mlb.mlb.com/awards

Wisdom was created before all things,
And the insight of prudence was from eternity. (Wisdom of Sirach 1:4) #gettoknowtherest

Oh yeah, Twitter. I still have this thing.

The heart finds no peace from toil and from stumbling blocks until it is brought close to hope -St. Isaac of Syria #fb

@ATLsunita Mashable I'm sold.

Pardon me, do you have a moment to hear the gospel of Sauron? @raviniafestival

I expected a lot more people to dress up for this. I paid money for these prosthetic feet... #awkward #foreveralone @raviniafestival

If loving you is El-rond, I don't want to be El-right. @raviniafestival

If you were an orc, I'd be sting. When you're near me, I glow! @raviniafestival

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel. @raviniafestival

Baby, your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.' @raviniafestival

Baby, Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard. @raviniafeatival

'I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.' @raviniafestival

'...true you don’t see many Dwarf women...they are so alike in voice and appearance they’re often mistaken for Dwarf men.' @raviniafestival