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Matt Lavonas

@mattlavonas

I am my favorite kids' personal Uber driver, a husband, "that RTA guy," ref, hacker, under 50 softball player, able to use Seinfeld references in any situation

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calendar_today26-04-2009 01:03:09

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Bob’s Diner/Henrietta, NY--Cheeseburger and Pots Plate (cheeseburger/mac/homefries with meat sauce)
The exact type of plate you think would find at an old fashioned diner. Haven't had a new plate in quite a while and glad I didn't pass this one up. Plate rating = 6.9

Bob’s Diner/Henrietta, NY--Cheeseburger and Pots Plate (cheeseburger/mac/homefries with meat sauce) The exact type of plate you think would find at an old fashioned diner. Haven't had a new plate in quite a while and glad I didn't pass this one up. Plate rating = 6.9
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WARNING…Do not scroll down unless you want to see the SPOILER…
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This is a picture of what the eclipse will look like this afternoon.

WARNING…Do not scroll down unless you want to see the SPOILER… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This is a picture of what the eclipse will look like this afternoon.
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I’m going to Costco because I need gas and toilet paper, not because of the impending apoc-eclipse. I’d wait until Tuesday but we really need toilet paper (and a $1.62 hotdog).

I’m going to Costco because I need gas and toilet paper, not because of the impending apoc-eclipse. I’d wait until Tuesday but we really need toilet paper (and a $1.62 hotdog).
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I forgot the bag, again. It’s not that 5 cents for a bag is a lot, it’s the principle that Wegmans is charging 5 cents a bag in the first place. (Sorry in advance if your Easter bag smells like broccoli)

I forgot the bag, again. It’s not that 5 cents for a bag is a lot, it’s the principle that Wegmans is charging 5 cents a bag in the first place. (Sorry in advance if your Easter bag smells like broccoli)
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Rochester superintendent headed to Churchville-Chili; RCSD board promises ‘seamless transition’ whec.com/local/rcsd-sup…

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I figured I’d tell you all first because the secret is about to come out today that I am a member of the Royal Family.

I figured I’d tell you all first because the secret is about to come out today that I am a member of the Royal Family.
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Due to the fact that my caloric intake is already that of a small village, all New Year’s resolutions will resume tomorrow. LVIII

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