I don’t follow sports where the final standings are dependent upon points scored in some way aka hockey and soccer. Bummer about the Wings I guess but the scoring is I think objectively fucking stupid

Playoffs bay bay

Hell yeah

Welp I got married. You’re welcome Glocca morra

Spending my last night as an unmarried man drinking 7 modelos, , watching WWE summerslam 2007, and eating 2 bologna and Kraft cheese sandwiches

Remembering O.J. Simpson with 11 minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting all over him.

I’m getting married and my future wife is insanely hot

Really not fair that Junior Battles didn’t blow up to be the biggest band of all time. Sincerely so underrated

Trying harder to be vegan apparently means getting drunk and making Kraft and bologna sandwiches at 2am

PUSSY IN BIO

Just feel like listening to Graf Orlock and smashing things- my keyboard, head into wall, beers, etc

A great thread of someone discovering Fleetwood Mac, so here's an excuse to post the best Fleetwood Mac joke that's ever been put to screen.

Australians and Europeans get free healthcare and can use the word cunt freely? America is stinky

I’d like to think that killing foreign aid workers from the US, UK, Poland who were feeding the starving would be a serious incident but unfortunately “Israel is allowed to kill anyone they want” is an important rule in the rules-based international order

Folks… we have arrived… welcome… to another APRIL IN THE D

Still baffled that emo nites exist. Like how the fuck does it work and who is it for exactly